What’s the Best Way to Sneak Alcohol Into a Concert? Revealed
Last Updated on August 14, 2023 by Lydia Martin
When participating in music festivals, it’s important to adhere to the established rules and regulations, like prohibiting bringing alcoholic beverages onto the festival premises.
Most concert-goers feel frustrated since they can’t bring their favorite booze inside the venue. So, we asked party friends and certified concert-goers different ways to bring alcohol inside without the festival organizers or any security guard noticing.
If you want to know the best way to sneak alcohol into a concert seamlessly, keep reading for more tips.
Top 25 Unique Ways To Sneak Alcohol Into A Concert
25. Sunscreen Flask
When prioritizing skincare and cost-effective drinks, sunscreen flasks offer a solution.
Take your beloved booze to outdoor concerts, sporting events, and beyond while maintaining a discreet appearance that aligns seamlessly with skincare routines.
24. Wine Rack
There’s this brand called WineRack, which can hold 25oz of liquid discreetly. With a cleverly placed straw, it gives versatile support.
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23. Secret Tampon Flasks
This seems weird, but a secret tampon flask is reliable when sneaking alcohol into a concert. No extra cost to pull this up, and you can conceal your favorite drink. Who would inspect a tampon-shaped receptacle, right?
“Whispered whispers, secret sips; melodies blend with hidden spirits.” – Liquor Laboratory
This discreet flask holds five shots, saving money and time instead of going to bars. Though you can’t bring more alcohol using this, still, it’s a creative way to sneak alcohol into a festival.
22. Crotch Bottle
For male festival-goers, consider adapting the old-fashioned hiding method and placing a concealed drink in your crotch area using a crotch bottle.
It’s highly unlikely that anyone would pursue further inspection upon feeling a bulging thing in that region.
21. Cigar Flasks
The cigar flask stands out as an underappreciated hero in the realm of sneaky alcohol tactics, like tube shots). This is one of our favorite tricks, as you can smoothly hide the liquor and cigar.
20. Binoculars
Getting a close-up view of your favorite singer is a must, capturing every detail. Security may question your binoculars, but explaining your obsession with zits and sweat should suffice.
Clever binocular flasks hold two liquors, ensuring you don’t have to choose between whiskey and vodka. Stay incognito while enjoying your hidden booze to avoid drawing attention.
19. The Beer Belly
Experience life with a unique twist—a beer belly that discreetly holds up to 80 ounces of any booze, remains hidden under clothing, and is effortlessly cleaned.
Cheers to a functional fashion statement!
18. Water Bottles
Using a water bottle remains a beloved and timeless method of sneaking alcohol [1]. But we suggest upgrading your tactics by obtaining a case of bottled water.
Just empty and refill your selected bottles with clear liquor, then reseal them (ensure they’re leak-proof!). Mark the alcohol-filled bottles discreetly to avoid mix-ups.
17. Stash Boxer Briefs
These men’s boxer briefs feature a discreet stash pocket. Using this exudes a style that says, “Admire me in my underwear,” while safeguarding your personal items with a pocket that says, “It’s my business alone.”
Well, just keep your cold drinks separate from your man parts in style. LOL!
16. Boozey Bladder
We’re excited to share with you this Boozey Bladder. We just discovered this thing, and we find this an unbeatable method for discreetly bringing alcohol to any event.
Ideal for smuggling drinks into a music festival or a sports event for a hands-free drinking experience, these concealed flasks fill an impressive 1 liter of your preferred drink.
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15. Vodka Oranges
Using a syringe, you can make oranges alcoholic. However, verify if bringing fruit is allowed and not considered unusual, as it could still be confiscated, leading to your disappointment.
If you really opt for this method, ensure the bag or container where the oranges are is leak-proof. You surely don’t want the smell of alcohol to reveal your hidden agenda.
14. Secret Umbrella Flask
A Secret Umbrella Flasks is a clever way to covertly smuggle booze to any event. Skip the crowded bars and save some bucks with these secret flasks.
Simply remove the top and use the umbrella as a bottle. It can fill nearly half a liter of your favorite liquor. We highly recommend this trick when attending music festivals, football games, or baseball games.
13. Gummy Bears
Combining candy and liquor makes for an unbeatable combination. Sneak alcoholic beverages into concerts or impress guests with this delightful party trick, but it requires a few days of preparation.
Soak gummy bears in vodka inside a glass container, refrigerate for three days while occasionally stirring, and avoid clumping.
12. Camelbak
Consider utilizing a Hydrobak 1.5 Litre Camelbak to smuggle alcohol under your jumper discreetly. Tightly secure your back with tape, ensuring no gap is felt by security guards.
This is easier to hide under clothing. Opt for filling it partially to resemble a natural beer belly rather than an overstuffed bag.
11. Novelty-Shaped Hip Flasks
The binocular flask and lipstick-shaped hip flask caught our attention. Taking binoculars to a festival may draw attention, but it’s a wise option to sneak booze into a music festival.
Additionally, sneaking your own booze in is possible using a hairbrush flask or a digital camera flask. So many creative ways to enjoy your favorite drinks!
10. Sunscreen & Lotion Bottles
Accompanying a fair-skinned friend provides a valid reason to carry a lotion or sunscreen bottle.
Create your own flask from a cleaned lotion bottle. Wash the tube or bottle thoroughly to avoid the risk of liquor tasting like sunscreen.
9. Pringles Tube
Smuggling alcohol into a music festival? Pringles Tube is handy. Hide it within a food bag at the bottom, beneath a layer of Pringles.
This cost-effective method lets you indulge in delicious snacks and adds a touch of excitement to the festival experience.
8. The Wine Tote
Opt for boxed wine [2], and remove the wine bag. Conceal the wine bags creatively, like in your pants for a shapely posterior or in your top for a soft belly.
When smuggling booze this way – dress discreetly or try Boobie Bags for an effortless smuggling solution.
7. Meeting A Roadie Or Band Member On Tinder
Believe it or not, Tinder can be a platform for alcohol exchange. While it may seem unlikely, our experience suggests there’s always a chance encounter with a band member or “I’m with the band” individual seeking a good time.
Offer them boozy gummies or a Burger King coupon in exchange for assisting you in sneaking alcohol into a festival.
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6. Mini Bottles In The Wellies
Transform your wellies into a hidden mini bar and walk with caution. In most festivals, wellies are rarely checked, so it’s one of the best ways to sneak alcohol or smuggle alcohol into the venue.
This is a sneaky way to hide mini alcohol bottles as you pass security checks. Just stay cool as you walk in so you won’t look suspicious, then inconspicuously dig your booze.
5. Umbrella Flask
This practical gadget resembles a genuine umbrella, providing the same tactile experience. However, its purpose is not to protect you from rain but to discreetly hold up to 9oz of your preferred beverage.
It includes three leak-proof lid seals, ensuring the safety and security of your booze. Now you’re ready for your next festival; drink responsibly!
4. Flower Crown Filled With Vodka
You’d never expect those clown spray flowers to serve a useful purpose, but they do. Craft a flower crown, incorporating a clever spray flask filled with your preferred drink, like elderflower liqueur.
Secure the crown in your hair with a large clip. This hair trick, filled with floral vibes, would let you enjoy the event and your drink seamlessly.
3. Cans In The Hood
Try a casual approach by discreetly placing a couple of cans in your hood and strolling nonchalantly. Being openly relaxed is sometimes the most effective way to sneak booze at festivals.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart, American Film Actor
Alternatively, you can even hide it under your hat. Experiment with this method and share your experience with us!
2. Specially Adapted Bra
Again, simply fill food bags (consider to double-bag them) and discreetly tuck them into your bra akin to chicken fillets.
Yes, the liquor may be unappealingly warm upon retrieval, but you’ll save money on drinks with this booze bra. Alternatively, acquire a ‘Winerack’ for a more convenient option.
1. Double Use Colostomy Bag
You can double-use a colostomy bag to smuggle booze discreetly. But, we suggest not to opt for clear liquor as it won’t look like urine. The best drink for this trick is whiskey.
However, you must approach this idea responsibly and consult a medical professional for proper usage, ensuring you enjoy uninterrupted time watching the bands.
FAQs
What happens if you get caught sneaking alcohol into a stadium?
If caught sneaking booze into a stadium may lead to the confiscation of the alcohol, ejection from the premises, and potential bans from future events.
Legal actions may also be taken depending on local regulations.
What alcohol can you sneak into a concert?
Any alcohol isn’t allowed into a concert venue. Sneaking alcoholic drinks in a concert is against venue policies.
Respect the rules and enjoy the event without attempting to bring in any unauthorized alcoholic beverages [3].
Who sneaks alcohol into a concert?
Some individuals may attempt to sneak alcohol into a concert to avoid purchasing overpriced drinks inside the festival grounds or due to personal preferences.
How do you hide alcohol on your body?
You can hide alcohol on your body through your chest, crotch area, and belly. However, it’s strongly advised to adhere to venue rules and policies regarding alcohol consumption [4] to avoid fines.
Key Takeaways
One of the best ways to sneak alcohol into a concert is by using (unused) colostomy bags. Just fill it with urine-like colored liquor (like whiskey) and use it properly to justify your claim.
But while there are effective ways to bring alcoholic drinks into festivals, we must still prioritize responsible and legal behavior.
Just focus on enjoying the atmosphere, music, and camaraderie while respecting the rules and policies in place.
References:
1) https://www.abc.ca.gov/education/licensee-education/alcohol-facts/
2) https://www.britannica.com/topic/wine
3) https://www.britannica.com/topic/alcoholic-beverage
4) https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohols-effects-health/overview-alcohol-consumption
