Tequila Jokes
They say laughter is the best medicine. It truly is. With a couple of shots of the smoothest tequila, you’d be prepared to throw your best joke to anyone you se
They say laughter is the best medicine. It truly is. With a couple of shots of the smoothest tequila, you’d be prepared to throw your best joke to anyone you se
With stars Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley heralding the brand, it wasn’t difficult to imagine why many anticipated this cult whiskey’s release. But is Brothe
Bulleit Bourbon is 90 proof (45% ABV) in the US, high-rye mash 68/28/4. A 1.5 oz pour is 1.13 standard drinks. Distilled at Bulleit / Diageo Kentucky sites. No invented MSRP.
Everyone knows that bourbon is America’s whiskey. By law, this spirit must be produced within the United States, primarily in Kentucky. Its mash bill must be
No official best potato vodka. 27 CFR 5.142 allows any suitable material. Tito’s is corn. Typical 40% FLAG.
A 750 ml fifth holds 16.9 US shots of 1.5 fl oz — about 17, or 25 at 1 oz. TTB 27 CFR 5.203.
No official PB-whiskey-and-Coke recipe. Skrewball official legal line 35% ABV. Coke is 0%.
No honest minute-count. NIAAA: food slows absorption; 1.5 oz of 40% vodka is one drink. Math, not a challenge.
A fifth of whiskey is 750 mL, about 17 US shots of 1.5 oz. At 80 proof those are ~17 standard drinks.
Hpnotiq leftover is 5.150 cordial. Official this fetch 17% Alc/Vol. A touch of cognac is blend English, not cognac 13. Leftover Grand Marnier is not cognac. Unused 18-way ranking. Unused Hpnotiq Cosmo as IBA.